How we mistreat the ones we love...
Here's an UPDATE!!! Actually, it's not so much an update as homework / Fierce work avoidance. I mean, that's why I created this really pointless blog in the first place. So what to talk about...
Well first of all, a friendly FACEBOOK update. Today my popularity numbers have skyrocketed to staggering proportions. Currently, 35 people truly consider me a radiant presence in their lives and have honored me by listing my profile along side their other equally important friends. How wonderful to be thought of so highly by those most important in my life - like Kenny from my COM class and my ex-best friend’s ex-boyfriend. I have truly been blessed in this lifetime and fear that in my next lifetime I may not be so lucky to experience such rapture. I'll most likely come back as a hornet or wasp and be trapped in the bedroom of a frightened teen-age girl - doomed to die a lengthy, agonizing and excruciatingly painful death at the hands of heavy perfumes and toxic house-hold cleaners. God - she works in mysterious ways. (Calm down Bennett, you're just going to have to accept the fact that the divine is sick of you referring to her as male!)
On a related note, I've recently dismantled my webpage due to the rants of an uptight republican friend of mine. I won't mention any names Bennett but what I will say is that it is not kind of me to blatantly mock the short-comings of all my close friends...So while I may enjoy pointing out that Bennett is a self-righteous and ostentatious hypocrite, Tagen is a oblivious and narcissistic ass, and Silv is a masochist who enjoys hurting herself, I really don't think it's appropriate and furthermore decent of me to announce these flaws to the world. My loyalty lies with THE CORE. Despite everything I have to deal with, my position as Head of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms demands cooperation with the Department of Transportation, The Complaint Department and our Totalitarian Dictator. Any attempt to undermine a member's status is considered an act of TERRORISM and I, though anti-establishment, do not want to be equated with the Taliban. Therefore I shall keep that big round hole in my face closed, stop writing such blasphemy and reserve my insults for really inappropriate moments....such as my impending trip to Pennsylvania.
Hey, if you can't take it, don't be in the family....
Well first of all, a friendly FACEBOOK update. Today my popularity numbers have skyrocketed to staggering proportions. Currently, 35 people truly consider me a radiant presence in their lives and have honored me by listing my profile along side their other equally important friends. How wonderful to be thought of so highly by those most important in my life - like Kenny from my COM class and my ex-best friend’s ex-boyfriend. I have truly been blessed in this lifetime and fear that in my next lifetime I may not be so lucky to experience such rapture. I'll most likely come back as a hornet or wasp and be trapped in the bedroom of a frightened teen-age girl - doomed to die a lengthy, agonizing and excruciatingly painful death at the hands of heavy perfumes and toxic house-hold cleaners. God - she works in mysterious ways. (Calm down Bennett, you're just going to have to accept the fact that the divine is sick of you referring to her as male!)
On a related note, I've recently dismantled my webpage due to the rants of an uptight republican friend of mine. I won't mention any names Bennett but what I will say is that it is not kind of me to blatantly mock the short-comings of all my close friends...So while I may enjoy pointing out that Bennett is a self-righteous and ostentatious hypocrite, Tagen is a oblivious and narcissistic ass, and Silv is a masochist who enjoys hurting herself, I really don't think it's appropriate and furthermore decent of me to announce these flaws to the world. My loyalty lies with THE CORE. Despite everything I have to deal with, my position as Head of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms demands cooperation with the Department of Transportation, The Complaint Department and our Totalitarian Dictator. Any attempt to undermine a member's status is considered an act of TERRORISM and I, though anti-establishment, do not want to be equated with the Taliban. Therefore I shall keep that big round hole in my face closed, stop writing such blasphemy and reserve my insults for really inappropriate moments....such as my impending trip to Pennsylvania.
Hey, if you can't take it, don't be in the family....
posted by AntiBunni at 3:15 PM
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